"Professionally Overthinking Since 1980" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After

Some people list their qualifications on LinkedIn. We list ours on hoodies.

Overthinking isn't a hobby. It's a vocation. A calling. A full-time job with unpaid overtime and no pension scheme. You've been doing it since before you could spell "catastrophise." You've perfected the art of replaying conversations from 2007 at 3am. You can find the worst-case scenario in any situation within seconds.

This hoodie acknowledges your expertise. Wear it with pride. Or wear it while lying on the sofa, staring at the ceiling, wondering if you replied to that email in the right tone.

• 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fibre content may vary for different colours)
• Medium heavy fabric (8.3 oz /yd² (280 g/m²))
• Loose fit
• Runs true to size
• WRAP, Sedex and PETA certifications

• Made to order