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"My Nervous System Is a Drama Queen" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After
"My Nervous System Is a Drama Queen" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After
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Your nervous system doesn't do "calm." It does "full-scale theatrical production." It mistakes a slightly stressful email for a sabre-toothed tiger. It sounds the alarm when you're just trying to watch Bake Off. It's exhausting, honestly.
This hoodie is a public service announcement. It explains—without you having to explain—why you're gripping the trolley handle like it's the only thing keeping you upright. Why you're standing near the exit. Why you've gone a bit quiet.
It's not you. It's your nervous system. It's always been a bit extra.
Features:
- Soft, brushed inner fleece—calms the nervous system by proximity
- Relaxed, unisex fit—roomy enough to disappear into
- "My Nervous System Is a Drama Queen" with a crown graphic
- Available in graphite heather, orchid, and black
- Made to order
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.08 | 22.05 | 24.02 | 25.98 | 27.99 | 29.92 | 31.89 | 33.86 |
| Length, in | 27.17 | 27.95 | 29.13 | 29.92 | 31.10 | 31.89 | 33.07 | 33.86 |
| Sleeve length from centre back, in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions:
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
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Made to order, just for you. Please check the size guide before ordering—we can't offer refunds or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, email jacle.shop@yahoo.com within 14 days and we'll sort it. Promise.