"My Nervous System Is a Drama Queen" Hoodie

Your nervous system doesn't do "calm." It does "full-scale theatrical production." It mistakes a slightly stressful email for a sabre-toothed tiger. It sounds the alarm when you're just trying to watch Bake Off. It's exhausting, honestly.

This hoodie is a public service announcement. It explains—without you having to explain—why you're gripping the trolley handle like it's the only thing keeping you upright. Why you're standing near the exit. Why you've gone a bit quiet.

It's not you. It's your nervous system. It's always been a bit extra.

Features:

Soft, brushed inner fleece—calms the nervous system by proximity
Relaxed, unisex fit—roomy enough to disappear into
"My Nervous System Is a Drama Queen" with a crown graphic
Available in graphite heather, orchid, and black
Made to order

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, in	20.08	22.05	24.02	25.98	27.99	29.92	31.89	33.86
Length, in	27.17	27.95	29.13	29.92	31.10	31.89	33.07	33.86
Sleeve length from centre back, in	33.50	34.50	35.50	36.50	37.50	38.50	39.50	40.50
Size tolerance, in	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50	1.50