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"I'm Not Late, I'm On a Different Timeline" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After

"I'm Not Late, I'm On a Different Timeline" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After

Regular price ÂŁ44.99 GBP
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Time is a construct. Your timeline is valid. This hoodie gently reframes your chronic lateness as a philosophical stance. Are you late? No. You're just operating on a different, more flexible, less rigidly-enforced-by-capitalism timeline. It's not a flaw. It's an alternative approach to temporality.

Soft, relaxed, and deeply understanding. Wear it when you arrive exactly when you meant to—which is to say, about fifteen minutes after everyone else.

Features:

  • Soft brushed inner fleece
  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Available in various colours 
  • Made to order

Care instructions:

  • Tumble dry: medium
  • Iron, steam or dry: low heat
  • Do not dryclean
  • Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
  • Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, cm 51.00 56.00 61.00 66.00 71.10 76.00
Length, cm 69.00 71.00 74.00 76.00 79.00 81.00
Sleeve length from centre back, cm 85.09 87.63 90.17 92.71 95.25 97.79
Size tolerance, cm 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81 3.81

 

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Made to order, just for you. Please check the size guide before ordering—we can't offer refunds or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, email jacle.shop@yahoo.com within 14 days and we'll sort it. Promise.