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"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After
"Surviving Purely Out of Spite" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After
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Motivation? Gone. Optimism? On backorder. Sheer bloody-minded refusal to let the anxiety win? Absolutely intact.
This hoodie is for the days when self-care looks less like bubble baths and affirmations, and more like dragging yourself through the day out of pure, undiluted spite. It's not pretty. It's not Instagrammable. But it works.
Wear it as a reminder: you've got this far. Not because you're lucky. Not because it's easy. But because you're stubborn as hell and you refuse to let your brain win.
Product features:
- Structured side seams for long‑lasting shape
- Adjustable hood with woven drawstring and metal grommets
- Spacious kangaroo pocket to warm hands or hold essentials
- Medium‑heavy fabric blend (cotton/polyester) with loose, true‑to‑size fit
- Ethical certifications (WRAP, Sedex, PETA)
- Made to order
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 49.00 | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 65.00 | 69.00 |
| Length, cm | 64.00 | 67.00 | 70.00 | 73.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 57.50 | 59.00 | 60.50 | 62.00 | 63.50 | 65.00 |
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Made to order, just for you. Please check the size guide before ordering—we can't offer refunds or exchanges for change of mind. If your item arrives damaged or faulty, email jacle.shop@yahoo.com within 14 days and we'll sort it. Promise.