"Caution: May Spiral. Offer Tea." T-Shirt

Some people have "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass." We have this.

It's a warning. It's an instruction manual. It's a gentle nudge to the people around you that the best thing they can do—really, the only thing—is put the kettle on and hand you a warm mug without asking too many questions.

Wear it on days when you can feel the spiral brewing. Wear it as a pre-emptive strike. Wear it because sometimes it's easier to let the t-shirt do the talking.

Features:

Soft, breathable cotton—comfortable for spiralling in
Relaxed, unisex fit—roomy and forgiving
"Caution: May Spiral. Offer Tea." in a clean typewriter font
Available in charcoal, light pink, and sand
Made to order

	S	M	L	XL	2XL	3XL	4XL	5XL
Width, cm	45.72	50.80	55.88	60.96	66.04	71.12	76.20	81.28
Length, cm	71.12	73.66	76.20	78.74	81.28	83.82	86.36	88.90
Sleeve length (from centre back), cm	38.35	41.91	45.72	49.53	53.34	56.90	60.20	63.50
Size tolerance, cm	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81	3.81