{"product_id":"panic-but-polite-hoodie-minimalist-funny-quote-pullover","title":"\"Panic, But Polite\" Hoodie | Anxiously Ever After","description":"\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePanic attacks are rarely convenient. They don't wait until you're safely at home, preferably horizontal, with a cup of tea within reach. They happen in Tesco. On the bus. During a work meeting. While walking past someone you haven't seen since 2018 and now have to make small talk with.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThis hoodie is for those moments. Or rather, for \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003eafter\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cspan\u003e those moments. When you're back home, the adrenaline has worn off, and you just need to be warm and soft and not perceived for a while.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIt's also a quiet signal to the world: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\"I'm dealing with something in here. Please approach with tea.\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSoft, brushed inner fleece—feels like a hug from someone who gets it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eRelaxed, unisex fit—roomy enough for curling up in\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003e\"Panic, But Polite\" printed in clean, minimal lettering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eAvailable in sport grey, white, light pink, and light blue\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ds-markdown-paragraph\"\u003eNade to order\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable id=\"size-guide\" style=\"min-width: 360px;\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 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